Question by Marvell Nightmare ♣: ITS joke time!..?

1. two cars crashed,one driven by an attractive girl,and the other by an average guy.It was actually the girl’s fault. Both however escaped unhurt.The girl said”we both escaped unhurt!maybe its a sign from god for us to be together!”the man,surprised said yes after a moment.The woman found her full beer bottle still unbroken,and said”look!even that is unbroken!we really are for each other!let us start our new relationship with this beer bottle!”
the man replied”okay,sure!”he drank a little more than half of it and was now in half drunken position.”aren’t you goin’ to have some?”he asked.
“Nah,i think i’ll just wait for the police”……..
2.A man always came home drunken in the night.His wife decided to teach him a lesson.Once,when her husband was still not back,she wore a devil’s dress,and waited behind a tree outside their house.The man came along,and she jumped out yelling,but the man didn’t get scared.Who are you,he asked.”devil”she replied.
“come in,I married your sister”

Best answer:

Answer by KLL
i like the 2nd one. lol

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